|bach:||I FKN HATE PARALLEL FIFTHS|
|vivaldi:||3 billion concertos hhaha|
|cpe bach:||who am i|
|mozart:||sunshine and smiles|
|haydn:||i basically invented every single genre lol|
|beethoven:||ANGST ANGST ANGST and triplets and going deaf|
|alkan:||fck ur fingers lol|
|schubert:||im a mushroom|
|wagner:||have a twenty year long opera lol and leitmotifs|
|tchaikovsky:||boom boom cannons|
|debussy:||sevenths and modes and whole tones awww yiss|
|ravel:||bitch please ninths elevenths quadrillionths|
|holst:||who needs stringed instruments ha anD I HATE THE PLANETS|
|prokofiev:||lol get out of my way conventional tonality i will modulate in one measure to f double fuckflat minor and stay there for a page|
|shostakovich:||anGST ANGST ANGST FUCK YOU STALIN|
|stravinsky:||da da da da da DA da da|
being a guy i’ve always wondered about how girls do that snail thing with their hair and a towel
i googled it and found out and
i’ve been looking like this for about 2 hours.
i’m so happy.
I need a girlfriend.
Just realized. Where the crap are my nipples? I swear I have them. Please believe me.
This need to be on the login page of tumblr
books are just dead tattoed trees
That’s metal as fuck
Wow I like the way their corpses smell
that was more creepy as fuck
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
one time i was going to feed my dog a fruit and i picked up an orange but i was 4 am so i just threw the orange at his face and somehow that orange disappeared i swear to god he ate that whole orange with one bite and i dont know how
i was 4 am
tumblr user lolinepeta planned to feed his pet dog so hard, he became a measurement of time.