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composers: a summary

bach:I FKN HATE PARALLEL FIFTHS
vivaldi:3 billion concertos hhaha
cpe bach:who am i
mozart:sunshine and smiles
haydn:i basically invented every single genre lol
beethoven:ANGST ANGST ANGST and triplets and going deaf
chopin:my soUL
paganini:hahhaha noobs
liszt:AHAHAHHAHA noobs
alkan:fck ur fingers lol
brahms:cLARA
schubert:im a mushroom
wagner:have a twenty year long opera lol and leitmotifs
tchaikovsky:boom boom cannons
rachmaninoff:HANDS
debussy:sevenths and modes and whole tones awww yiss
ravel:bitch please ninths elevenths quadrillionths
holst:who needs stringed instruments ha anD I HATE THE PLANETS
prokofiev:lol get out of my way conventional tonality i will modulate in one measure to f double fuckflat minor and stay there for a page
shostakovich:anGST ANGST ANGST FUCK YOU STALIN
cage:
reich:rrrrererreeepepeepeppppeeeaaaeaeaeaeeaaaatattatttt
stravinsky:da da da da da DA da da
schoenberg:(/79jjsOO##jksi&@'
satie:im funny

yourquestbedawaits:

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being a guy i’ve always wondered about how girls do that snail thing with their hair and a towel

i googled it and found out and

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i’ve been looking like this for about 2 hours.

i’m so happy.

I need a girlfriend.

Just realized. Where the crap are my nipples? I swear I have them. Please believe me.

This need to be on the login page of tumblr

(via perksofbeingawallturtle)

munderoon:

loki0fsassgard:

stephaniealive:

alecats:

books are just dead tattoed trees

That’s metal as fuck

Wow I like the way their corpses smell

that was more creepy as fuck

(Source: enerds, via perksofbeingawallturtle)

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco, via sorah3)

damnsexydirkstrider:

lolinepeta:

lolinepeta:

one time i was going to feed my dog a fruit and i picked up an orange but i was 4 am so i just threw the orange at his face and somehow that orange disappeared i swear to god he ate that whole orange with one bite and i dont know how

i was 4 am

tumblr user lolinepeta planned to feed his pet dog so hard, he became a measurement of time.

(Source: loliconprince, via perksofbeingawallturtle)

king-satan-senpai:

gan-firling:

[reevaluates life choices] 

(Source: teflonly, via pizza)

kikmessenger:

when u ask someone not to do a thing but they do it anyway because they think it’s funny

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(via pizza)

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